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Joke of the Day
"No point I'll go straight to the point, this all sentence is pointless"
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"*getting caught filling up neighbor's trash can* Omg Karen, I just looove your trash can! Where did you get it?"
"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"". I said, ""scissors, I win"" and drove off."
"IF It's a Hot Girl On Fb In India.. Damn It's A man IF a young Beautiful girl from India sent you a friend Request in Facebook please reject ""HIM"""
"What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large"
"Why does fluoride cause apathy? Who cares."
"Old ladies are not as fucking helpful as they think they are."
"Q: Did you hear about the imaginary tree? A: It was mapleleaf."
"What did one egg cell say to the other? I'm not ovary fond of you"
"What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common? ...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican."