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Joke of the Day
"How much time did you spend on your hair before you took a selfie of your boobs?"
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"What do you call a female barber? A Bobbitt"
"It's Christmas Eve, not Christmas and Steve. Get out of here Steve."
"What do you get when you smash two old protons together in the large hadron collider a muon."
"World renowned cartoonist found dead in their home!! At the moment, details are sketchy..."
"Why don't midgets like barbecues? because the steaks are too high."
"Boy the things I did to that tirimisu were obscene! It was sort of embarrassing when they asked me to go back to my own table though."
"I have beiber fever; every time i hear about him i get sick."
"Why do mermaids wear seashells? Because D-shells are too big and B- shells are too small. *A random elderly woman just stopped in the street in front off where I was sitting and told me this. Awesome*"
"Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics? Because they're shiftless."