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Joke of the Day

"I hope the person who knocked repeatedly on the bathroom door knows I took longer on purpose."

"Knot Knot Who's there? Rope! Rope who? Rope Houdini use to tie himself up with!"

"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."

"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."

"*Speed Dating* Him: Do you have any hobbies? Me: *tying my hair in a big knot under my chin so I look like I have a beard* ""TAAA-DAAA!"""

"Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene."

"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? greg."

"What's the worst part about being a black jew You have to stand in the back of the oven"

"hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here"

"BREAKING NEWS: Ethiopian falls into crocodile pond 17 crocodiles confirmed dead so far, with Ethiopian still actively feeding."