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Joke of the Day

"I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment."

"My German sausage didn't come with a bun... It was just the wurst."

"Passed a vampire, a zombie, and a prostitute on the way to work tonight. Not sure which ones were in costume..."

"Some kid just threw a bottle of milk at me HOW DAIRY! His behaviour was udderly disgusting. It just skimmed my head."

"What did the celebrity say to the tabloid? ""You discussed me!"""

"Freddy thought he was the true nightmare until he met Chuck Norris who roundhouse kicked and from that day Freddy hides in fear thinking a nightmare in texas"

"Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away."

"Me: I'm a confident driver Friend: You almost just ran someone over Me: Confidently tho"

"How many non-humorous people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One"

"Why does Darkwing Duck wear a mask? You are a duck, no one could identify you without describing every other duck on earth."