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Joke of the Day

"Wife said I should talk to the kids about drugs so I told them how faking a back injury would usually get you some Vicodin."

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to say the word, ""unionized""."

"They say that money can't buy happiness, give me 100 dollars & watch me smile "

"I wonder if back street boys have there own lunch room? a Bac-a-teria.THANK YOU ,THANK YOU VERY MUCH LADIES AND GERMS."

"Which American president was not guilty? Lincoln, he was in a cent"

"How does an ugly guy get the girl? All he needs is game"

"A man is in his doctors office. The doctor says ""Sir you need to stop masturbating"". ""Why"" asks the man. The doctor replies ""It's making it difficult to finish the examination""."

"Fish jokes? I'm working a community fish fry and need your best fish jokes! Like: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh."

"What's the most annoying thing on /r/jokes? People who post the joke intro twice."

"What does apathy sound like? I'm Ellen Pao, AMA"