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Joke of the Day

"I swear to god if my girlfriend calls me immature one more time... She's never getting her nose back."

"Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison? She had gotten him out of a tight spot before."

"What do test tube babies do on mothers day and father's day? They cry"

"Whats the difference between Usain bolt and Hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race. Edit: Grammar"

"Tony Stewart's new sponsor. Dodge picked him up for their truck line. The new slogan is ""If you can't Dodge it, Ram it."""

"Siri, what's depression? Siri: Here are your directions to Chuck E Cheese."

"How do you tell an Italian has a flat tire? Diego wop wop wop ."

"This forest scent air freshener is really working. Three elk have moved into my living room."

"Shame to admit, my german grandpa told me this joke How do you calculate the escape route of a jew? Chimney Height * Strength of wind"

"what type of shoes do artists wear? sketchers"