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Joke of the Day
"My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake."
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"What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair!"
"I've perfected an AI as a substitute to a girlfriend. Every time I try to turn it on I get the silent treatment and there are no output to tell me what's wrong."
"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."
"Listening to a global economy futurist. Pretty sure in 20 years Chinese parents will say ""Clean your plate, people in the US are starving."""
"I can't wait until the 50th Anniversary Special... I'm very interested in who JFK will regenerate as."
"Why are some people so afraid of second dipping when they probably put their mouths on someone's genital before?"
"Mass suicide cult leaders are a dying breed"
"Iraq was the Target of wars. We went for one thing and ended up spending money on a bunch of other shit we didn't need."
"Why didn't the TSA let the chair through security? It was armed."