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Joke of the Day

"How does Moses make coffee? Hebrews it. I'll show myself out."

"There is only one sport in which I can get a high score. It's golf."

"Need help with kids I am at dinner for mothers day and striking out with the jokes. Reddit brothers and sisters I need your kid appropriate jokes. HELP!"

"The Fifa president, secretary general and communications director are all travelling in a car. Who's driving? The police. Not mine: http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/33099881"

"What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice? Avoid the insulation asbestos you can."

"Why did EA Cross the road? Buy the season pass now to find out!"

"My girl friend enjoys S&M comedies. Usually slapsdick."

"I drove home with a new bunny for my kids & all they did was moan. ""Why hasn't it got a head?"" ""I don't want to scrape it off the wheel."""

"Overheard this locker room convo: ""The new school janitor is weird. He's always hiding in here when we're showering"". I took my mop and left"

"""The prisoner is walking down the stairs,"" Tom said condescendingly. ""It's 9:59,"" Tom said pretentiously. ""I have split personality disorder,"" Tom said being frank."