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"What is Minion's favourite brand? Banana Republic~BA~NA~~NA~~~"
"Donald Trump, his publicist, and his ghostwriter walk into a bar... ""So you're alone tonight, Donnie?"""
"You know you're ugly when... someone hands you the camera for a group picture and you still break the lens."
"""I think I have split personalities"", ......Said Steve, being frank."
"Bring a toddler to your next robbery. Their smudgy fingerprints everywhere will make the forensics team cry."
"Did you hear about the guy who eating crackers in bed? He felt crumby the next day."
"Whoa bltch you dont look like a 100 likes in person."
"Tickets for the wheelchair races are selling out...seats are going fast!"
"Want to hear a joke? Women's sports"