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Joke of the Day

"What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker? In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool."

"What's the worst cut of steak? Amazon Prime."

"A family Checks in to a Hotel The father goes to the front desk & says ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The guy at the desk replies. ""It's just regular porn you pervert."""

"What do we say to Boris Johnson and Donald Trump running the world? Hair Hair!"

"What is Six Point Nine? A good time ruined by a period."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."

"My wife asked me to stop singing Wonderwall all the time... I said maybe"

"Politicians should be limited to two terms... One in office and one in prison. [Credit](http://www.reddit.com/r/news/comments/2jxula/alabama_state_house_speaker_indicted_on/clg2hjl)"

"If your mother-in-law and a lawyer were drowning and you had to choose... would you go to lunch or a movie?"

"When wearing a bikini,women reveal 90% of their body....men are so polite they only look at the covered parts"