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Joke of the Day

"Wanna hear a joke about cats? Haha, just kitten."

"Me ""Hey honey, I got hurt at work, Donna brought me to the hospital and the Doctors are trying to save my leg."" Her ""Who's Donna??"""

"Guys, you CAN catch AIDS from a toilet seat! If you sit down before the other guy gets up."

"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""

"Scared the hell out of a stranger by sayin' ""good morning"" to 'em. That's a thing people used to do. Google it"

"Unbelievable! Just checked the roster and I've got to work Christmas Eve from midnight. If it wasn't for all the free wine and altar boys I'd seriously jack-in this 'priest' malarkey."

"Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied? Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction."

"No longer bothered by my puns ... she's groan immune."

"Working in porn for the free sex is like working at Chipotle for the free burritos Yeah, you're getting paid, but it destroys your asshole"

"What's a calender's favorite fruit? Dates."