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Joke of the Day

"Welcome to Plastic Surgery Patient Anonymous! I see a lot of new faces here and frankly, I'm disappointed."

"I recently did a survey on Syria. The results blew me away."

"I forgot my work ethic at home today, but I did remember to bring my shenanigans and debauchery."

"When people ask me for directions Im just going to do a really slow sarcastic Macarena ."

"So I was having sex the other day... I thought I was doing a great job because her toes kept curling, then I realized she was still wearing panty-hose..."

"A cabbage and a carrot get into a race, who wins? The cabbage, it's a head"

"Make love to a woman's mind, and her body will follow in kind"

"No one laughed at my joke I wrote on the wall of the toilet stall... I guess I need to work on my toilet humor."

"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"

"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"