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Joke of the Day
"Eyebrow gaps are so much more important than thigh gaps"
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"How do dogs enjoy sex? They like it ruff."
"Why do Welshmen like to embarrass their wives? It makes them rather sheepish."
"I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly."
"Instead of Kanye learning anybody else's name, I bet he calls everyone Not Kanye."
"ME: *eating shepherd's pie* this is really yummy SHEPHERD: hey, that's my pie"
"[Inventing Cotton Candy] What if insulation was delicious?"
"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"
"What did the ancient Egyptian cheerleader chant? ""THERE IS ONE GOD, HE IS THE SUN GOD! RA! RA! RA!"""
"What's the best part about having sex with a transvestite? Doing the reach around and pretending you went all the way through."