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Joke of the Day

"Make love to a woman's mind, and her body will follow in kind"

"When someone RTs me, I get as excited as I used to when I was ten and I got mail"

"I just saw Avatar and I've got one thing to say: Blue Man Group ROCKED!"

"What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters? TIE tanium"

"A man walks up to a cop on a horse... ...wow! That's a nice pig you've got! \-- That's not a pig, sir, but a horse. \-- I'm not talking to you!"

"When auto correct changes your 'omg' to OMG, alright calm your tits i wasn't that shocked."

"pulled over drunk driving office: please recite the alphabet from z to a me: z y u a k m e"

"I got an empty fortune cookie the other day. It was unfortunate."

"Help 9-1-1! I just found my husband! He's been drugged in his coffee and then stabbed with a pen knife but that didn't work and then shot!"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? R? No it be the C!"