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Joke of the Day
"My first time having sex was like my first time riding a bike My dad was holding me from behind ."
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"Anti joke Why did the boy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a bus"
"Two parrots are sitting on a Perch One says to the other ""Can you smell fish?"""
"Your pants are so tight... ...you can't even get a leg up on the situation!"
"What does a guy drink when he wants to go out with a girl? DATERADE"
"Sensible dad: I'd like to buy 3 'fleeks' & 7 'swags' for my son. ""Sir this is Urban Outfitters"" Do you have any 'baes'? ""Please leave"""
"New 50 Cent Song Did you hear about 50 Cent's clever new song about the small, detail-oriented urban cat? They're calling it ""Fiddy's witty itty bitty nitty gritty city kitty ditty""."
"Why don't you see any slow black people? They're all in jail."
"What did the triangle need to do before he could get a loan? He needed somebody to cosine."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just kidding, feminist hate change"