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Joke of the Day

"What do you think Mozart is doing right now? Decomposing."

"I want one of those jobs where people ask, ""Do you actually get paid for doing this?"""

"What is the Easter Bunny's favourite kind of story? A cotton tale!"

"I have a great 90's joke! Not!!"

"I told myself that I wouldn't drink today, but nobody ever listens to me."

"You guys want to play that new Michael Brown drinking game? It's easy, you just stand there and take eight shots."

"Maybe I'm not stalking you, maybe I just like your schedule"

"I'm going to write a book called ""stop obligatory dual language"" If no one buys it I'm going to study two languages."

"Rig Sour punch straw contest http://flavors.sourpunch.com that is the link. Make a Kiwi Flavor with Super Sour topping Named Hobae"

"Walking around naked is a great motivator to get back to the gym"