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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, you racist!"
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"Wedding photographer's slogan: Take a picture of your marriage. It will last longer."
"A zombie apocalypse will be the only time you'll hear me say 'please don't eat me' ......aaaand send"
"A sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender replies ""Sorry. We don't serve food""."
"What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Hillary Clinton? A dickless bull that can't fuck its way into the white house. But who tell which is which?"
"Did you hear the one about the three holes in the ground? Well, well, well"
"What do you get when you mix clickbait and major disappointment?"
"I couldn't be a Step-Father. I don't drink enough."
"I was going to make one of those Bitstrips cartoons, but then I decided to pick the lint out of my belly button instead. I'm pretty sure I came out ahead"
"My girlfriend just told me, I'm sorry I am married."