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Joke of the Day
"Why are there no cats on mars? Curiosity"
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"Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car."
"Happy International Women's day. Or a sad one. Or an angry one. Or a passive aggressive one. You never really know with women."
"Why are there so many more men in the military? Because ladies go in first."
"What's the biggest Jewish conundrum? Free Bacon!"
"What do you call a black prince? A british tank you racist."
"What do you call 2 horses side by side in a stable? Neigh-bours."
"You were the hot single in your area the whole time."
"My grandmother is an inspiration! At 84 years old she went to medical school. She's a cadaver."
"I've just found out that one of my best friends is a mime artist. He kept that quiet."