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Joke of the Day
"Micheal Sam will have the most sacks in the NFL next year... ....on his face"
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"What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props..."
"For all those men who say""Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"" I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!"
"I was watching ""Who wants to be a Millionaire?"" on Zimbabwean TV."
"What is Littlefinger's favorite castle in all of Westeros? Haremhal"
"Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies? (OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto."
"A lady friend asked me back to her place to chat about conspiracy theories... Orwell, you know."
"Why are gay guys the first to check out of a hotel in the morning? Because they had their shit packed the night before"
"What do you call a grain knife? barleysong"
"What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile."