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Joke of the Day
"A lady friend asked me back to her place to chat about conspiracy theories... Orwell, you know."
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"your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age"
"When she screams ""deeper!""... ...but you already have a degree in philosophy."
"Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes."
"What's black and taps on the window? A baby in the microwave :)"
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