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Joke of the Day
"What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props..."
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"Q: Why do most people have trouble obtaining blood transfusions in Taiwan? A: Because they only have Taipei."
"What do you call a dog wearing headphones? Ear bud"
"How did the snowman get happy? The snowblower came around"
"Which Asians have the softest skin? Laotians"
"Have you heard about the corduroy pillow? I hear it's making headlines"
"How does a jew celebrate Christmas ? He installs a parking meter on the roof"
"I opened my front door this morning to find a large black coffin. I gave him a pack of Lockets and told him to fuck off."
"An actor was fired from a movie for being a cocaine addict. He kept blowing his lines."
"We saw a patient in the emergency room today... He had fallen into an upholstering machine. It was touch and go for a while but...   ...he's fully recovered."