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Joke of the Day

"What do you give an actor playing the role of an angry street gang member? Mad props..."

"what does clark kent have for breakfast? alter-eggos"

"Why did the phone get away with its crime? Because it had good connections!"

"I went to the barber before I had my SAT yesterday it really helped me clear my head"

"Doctor Doctor my baby is the image of his father Never mind just so long as he's healthy!"

"A guy walks into a bar. .. He's in critical condition."

"BAND: How's everyone doing tonight!! [crowd goes nuts] ME (standing in the middle, normal voice): Ok I guess. Kinda tired."

"There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66"

"All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track & Field. I guess the ones that weren't good at running didn't make it."

"I didn't like my new haircut But then it grew on me"