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Joke of the Day

"They're creepy and they're kooky, Mysterious and spooky, They're all together ooky The Twitter Family *click click*"

"What do nazis eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"

"Good thing you put a swing in your birds cage he's probably on that thing like ""MAN THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN FLYING"""

"Why did the Korean restaurant have a lesbian appreciation day? Because they know they love to eat pussy!"

"You was sent back to earth from hell becasuse the devil choked on your soul."

"How many Saiyans does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes 5 episodes."

"Women are like tornadoes... They moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave."

"I went to London over the weekend and wore tracksuit bottoms in the hope of fitting in. How wrong I was. If I really wanted to fit in, I should have wore a turban."

"cindy and president cindy to his friend"" me and the president of the country are equal"" ""how?""his friend asked ""look i dont go his home and he dont come my home"" cindy replied"

"What is the main attraction at a Nazi Theme park? Genoslide."