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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: I want you to tell me the longest sentence you can think of Pupil: Life imprisonment !"

"My girlfriend said she wants a fairy-tale life. So I've trapped her in her gran's bedroom with a wolf."

"Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi"

"You are Darth Vader. How can you tell if your stormtroopers just played paintball in their freetime again? You can't."

"I play the triangle in a reggae band... ... I stand at the back and ting"

"When everyone around you has their phone out... I guess you could say... you're in a phony world... I am so sorry guys."

"My girlfriend calls me Duracell Because I last up to 10 times longer"

"Another lawyer joke What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One's a scum sucking bottom-feeder and the other is a fish."

"Did you hear about the lactose intolerant man who ate a whole wheel of cheese? it was not gouda for him later."

"I just made an April Fool's joke. Too soon?"