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Joke of the Day

"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."

"I was going to see your comedy but then a critic called it ""Delightful."""

"When you don't even acknowledge I held a door open for you, I want to pull you back inside by your neck, and say ""now let's try this again."""

"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"

"Canadian and a American watching a movie Canadian: Lets watch a movie. American: Have you seen Titanic? Canadian: What's that about? American: Yes, it was. A big one that sank."

"Did you hear Renault and Ford are going release a hyrbrid vehicle this year mixing the Renault 'Clio' and the Ford 'Taurus' together"

"Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him."

"What do you call a gay cowboy? A jolly rancher."

"If you had to choose between Bill Gates' money and world peace... ...what colour should your porsche be?"

"Two gerbils....(NSFW) ...are walking down the street and come up to a gay bar. One turns to his friend and asks. >Wanna go inside and get shit faced? Lemmiwinks is your clue."