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Joke of the Day

"What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed? Me neither. Help."

"What's the difference between an arts student and a table? A table can support itself"

"As a woman it's annoying when men think they are better drivers When I'm trying to park I don't need you to offer help every 20 minutes"

"What did the blind, innocent, sweet, paraplegic 7 year old boy get for his birthday? Cancer."

"For maximum attention, nothing beats a good mistake."

"On The Walking Dead, Glenn said ""I will find you."" I guess he's gonna keep an eye out for her."

"There's only one downside of putting a woman on the $20 bill. That downside is that the $20 bill is now only worth $15.66"

"What is a Mexicans favourite sport? Cross-Country"

"White people sure do love generalizations."

"Two antennas got married. The ceremony was nothing to write home about, but the reception was outstanding."