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Joke of the Day

"Neighbour mowed his lawn at 6am... Logic dictates that I should get drunk in the backyard tonight and try to learn to play the didgeridoo."

"Me: I'm so over him Vodka: No you're not, you should text him Me: Really? Vodka: Yes! 25 times"

"I used to think it was no big deal that my gums bled whenever I flossed, but I talked to my dentist about it and she said that it can actually be a bad sign. So now I never floss."

"Deez Nutz GOTEM!"

"Why does the american border patrol guard take Xanax? To stop hispanic attacks."

"Why don't the British make computers? They can't figure out how to make them leak oil."

"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"

"Did you hear about the Italian playwright ? He bribed The Broadway League to give an award to his show ""Rigatoni""."

"I thought i saw an ocean filled with orange soda It turns out it was just a Fanta-sea"

"If the universe was a person, s/ he would have a pretty flashy personality. Because s/ he starts everything with a big bang"