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Joke of the Day

"Finally! A joke on here you've never heard before! That's the joke. Edit: Apparently you've heard this before. [New Punch Line] (http://i.imgur.com/rQvpv5h.jpg)"

"What's less funny than /r/Funny? /r/Jokes"

"Who was the first underwater spy? James Pond."

"When I die, PLEASE don't bury me in a fancy suit. That happened to a guy I knew and it turned him into a skeleton."

"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."

"How much space does fungi need to grow? As Mushroom as possible."

"I put a load in the dishwasher She swallowed."

"A man only wearing saran wrap pants... Walks into his doctors office. The doctor says: ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""

"Why did the girl take a ruler to bed? She wanted to see how long she slept."

"*sees a cat yawning* How the hell can you be tired?"