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Joke of the Day

"Every time I forget to feed my cat, I thank god that I wasn't a teen mom. Because that child would not be OK today."

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"What's the most flexible type of music group? An elastic band."
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"Wanna up the awkward while standing in line? Turn around while you wait."
"Remember back in the day when you'd call someone gay and it was an insult? Now a day, everybody is just so butthurt when you do..."
"John Wilkes Booth is one of history's greatest stand-up comedians I heard he really killed at Ford's Theatre."
"if you tell your guests your house was just broken into and fake cry they will clean it for free"
"What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwears"
"Whole foods? More like whole paycheck."