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Joke of the Day
"My farmer buddy is so lazy. Even when we go to the bar, he only picks the low hanging fruit."
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"How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch? You pay him for the pizza."
"This morning I jogged for 30 swear words."
"[Catholic church] *priest hands out ""What To Expect At Your Exorcism"" Husband: Babe, this isn't counseling Me: You said you'd try anything"
"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"The man who invented the ""VELCRO"" died today.... ...RIP."
"Fuck you, Mike's. It's not ""Lemonade for Grownups,"" it's Beer for Babies."
"""My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects..."""
"I can't even imagine how low the self esteem of fat, white women would be if skinny, black guys didn't exist."
"I've discovered that 1+1 can, in fact, equal 3. Because I wasn't wearing a condom."