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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a dog? One of his legs is the same."
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"Now that it's abandoned nudes, I hope Playboy goes with its other major brand identity and becomes a magazine about a very fancy rabbit."
"How many germans does it take to change a lightbulb? One, they are extremely efficient and they dont have any humor."
"Did you hear ISIS secretly makes sex toys? They specialise in blow up dolls"
"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"
"Why do women talk non-stop? Because they don't like periods."
"Starbucks really isn't that expensive when compared to what Victoria's Secret charges per cup"
"Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ? Pupil: Because it can't sit down !"
"Her smile used to get me through a tough day. Now her smile just keeps me up all these sleepless nights...wondering...what is this b!tch up to???"
"Seriously, ladies. If you just stop sleeping with douchebags eventually their species will go extinct. Look at the big picture here."