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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas."
Next Joke
"Two utensils are laying in bed... One turns to the other and says ""wanna spoon?"" The other replied, ""no, I'd rather fork."""
"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms."
"I ate a hermaphrodite lunch today... I had both a Ding Dong and a Yoohoo."
"ME: *robbing bank* More like, I'm BANKing on you not tripping the alarm! Haha! TELLER: Haha! COPS: *tackling me from behind* Haha!"
"What's the difference between looking for a lost golf ball and Lady Godiva? Looking for a lost golf ball is a hunt on a course."
"Chuck Norris needs a monkeywrench and a blowtorch to masturbate."
"What is a baby's dream job? Working at a winery."
"""Dude, you left your virginity here"" ""Oh wait you never lost it"""