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Joke of the Day

"Two utensils are laying in bed... One turns to the other and says ""wanna spoon?"" The other replied, ""no, I'd rather fork."""

"Why don't men install urinals in their houses? Their wives just wouldn't stand for it :)"

"Did you hear about... ...the optometrist who fell in his lens grinder? He made a spectacle of himself."

"My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world. I told him to stop seeing things in black and white."

"My wife called me a paedophile yesterday Quite a long word for a 9 year old."

"How do you describe a boring, Asian, black and white film? Anti-chromactic"

"Argon walks into a bar The bartender says ""We don't serve your kind here."" Argon doesn't react."

"Just saw an employment ad... ...for cleaning elephant dicks... The pay isn't good but the tips are big... I'll be here all week..."

"Chop, chop! - Chop, chop! - Who's there? - Han. - Han who? - Hannibal."

"Carrots cant float. But if you tie fishy wire to one and hang it in the air and look at it from far away, it almost look like its floating"