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Joke of the Day
"What are the two words men hate most unless used together? Don't Stop"
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"If God is all seeing Does that mean he can see John Cena?"
"What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it? A coconut"
"It's everybodies favourite day of the year World IBD day! Ah shit, I'm missing a colon"
"Ugh, I can't believe our coexist bumper stickers aren't working."
"[about to go in for emergency surgery] ME: *slips surgeon a $20* what if you were to give me wings like a giant bird?"
"A nationwide recall of the popular children's cereal Trix was issued today ""Just dump them out in your garden"" said one long-eared FDA agent"
"Do you know if pigs have periods?' Are you kidding me? What idiot would keep a pig until she's 14?'"
"Our welcome mat is missing its L. I'd leave it that way but I'm afraid it'll look like we're bragging."
"Is your refrigerator running? cause I'd rather vote for it instead of these two"