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Joke of the Day

"I just sprayed hair glitter onto a fly instead of insect spray. Not dead... but pretty fly."

"A toothless termite walks into a bar... He asked ""is the bar tender here?"""

"DAE keeps struggling with fitting their shopping cart into a row of parked shopping carts? Apparently you first have to remove your daughter."

"What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? Acidic. [My apologies]"

"What's Hillary Clinton's key to success? The Delete Key"

"NSFW why did the redneck cross the road...? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back? To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front.."

"How much does a corpse weigh? A skele-ton"

"Dat test though Almost gets a 100% on a test, a STD test....."

"What do pedophiles and McDonalds have in common? They are both bad for kids, but *I'm lovin it!*"