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Joke of the Day
"Why did i buy a black phone? So it would run faster!!"
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"""She's cute I swear, let me find a better picture."" Me telling my friends about my new girlfriend."
"I'm taking my kid to an aquarium today. (I'm putting my kid in the closet with Sponge Bob videos)"
"computer humor Graphics card says to the RAM ""did you see that?"" he replies ""I Know""."
"How do her parents punish Helen Keller? By leaving the plunger in the toilet."
"What do you call an unimportant pachyderm? It's irrelephant."
"Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife. Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba."
"Two rednecks are sitting on a porch... ...watching a dog licking itself. One redneck says to the other, ""Boy, don't you wish you could do that?"" The other replies, ""That dog'd bite yooouuu!"""
"""Its a boy"", he shouted. ""It's a BOY! I still can't believe it! Tears rolling down his eyes, swearing never to come back to Thailand again."
"If you're married to your dick... would you be a wife beater?"