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Joke of the Day

"What do pigs drive? Pig-up trucks!"

"Bad Zoo I went to a one time and the only animal there was a dog. It was a shih tzu."

"Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep. I know but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !"

"Why did the Agnostic cross the road? We don't have enough evidence to say for sure."

"I only like 70 things.. One is alcohol. Another is 69."

"So Bill Clinton, Bill Cosby and Bill Nye all walk into a bar... They all finish their drinks and Nye says to the lady behind the bar I'll cover the tab these two will give you their tips."

"I used to be a head chef. I guess it's just part of being a cannibal."

"want to hear my limousine joke na its too long"

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ISIS. Definitely ISIS."

"Sometimes it's better to keep using the wrong key until you find the right lock."