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Joke of the Day

"I named my Pokemon Margarine... ...because it's butterfree."

"Short story about sharpness. Man 1: What is more sharp Mouth or Anus? Man 2: Mouth. Man 1: Can you cut your shit using your Mouth? Man 2: ..."

"Telling a woman that you want to ""rock her body"" means something completely different in Pakistan."

"Do you know why it's called the Holy Land? Because it's full of bullet holes."

"So I just started my own indoor ship production company. Production was great, until sales started going through the roof."

"A man comes into a bar... Wait, it was a horse. A man comes into a horse."

"Did you hear about a band called 1020 MB? They haven't got a gig yet."

"I just thought of a really funny joke... but I forgot it."

"What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist."

"The local pedophile claims he got a perfect score on his SAT back in the day. Said it was as easy as giving candy to a baby."