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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the guy ducking charges of sheep rape? He's on the lam."

"Why don't lesbians make good cooks? They're always eating out."

"Kayne West Knocked Up Kim Kardashian No punchline needed."

"Why do blondes have big belly buttons? Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]"

"What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet? Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much"

"A woman walks into a Bar... She asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one."

"*pulls out earbud* What? ""We need to talk."" *pulls out earbud* ""You've been spending too much time at Chernobyl."" *pulls out earbud* No way"

"Me [trying to sound intellectual]: okay, okay which came first turkey the bird or Turkey the *points at map*"

"[at Waldo's trial] Judge: Jury, how do you find the defendant? Jury: We the jury find the defendant by looking in the top left of the page"

"If I were a kidnapper, I'd drive around telling adults there's naps in the van."