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Joke of the Day

"Have you heard about that new David Beckham film called ""Into The Unknown""? It's about his visit to a library."

"How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent? Nun."

"Your honor, I second that motion Judge: Ma'am, I'm simply reading your husband's request to be cremated"

"Whenever someone says they did something ""like a boss"" I assume that means they didn't do it at all and are taking credit for it."

"There are so many closet gay muslims, Isis just invaded Narnia."

"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"

"How do you get an r/jokes redditor confused? loading..."

"I like my beer how I like my violence.. Domestic"

"Have you heard the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless."

"Keep your friends close, your enemies close, aliens not so close, ghosts close, snakes close, skeletons close, everything just in a big pile"