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Joke of the Day
"How many women does it take. . . to screw in a lightbulb in a convent? Nun."
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"I hope Death is a man. That way it will come quickly and be over before I know it."
"Why couldn't Princess Leia find love? She was looking in Alderaan places."
"I like my coffee like I like my men. Sweet and delicious and makes me feel awesome at first but then I feel like shit and end up sitting on the toilet regretting my life choices."
"Did you hear about the man with five penises? His underwear fits like a glove."
"(JOKE) What does a light bulb filled with gas?"
"Alan Rickman's grave was prepared many days ago... ... They've just been waiting for him to slither-in."
"What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"
"""If you get me to the next station I promise I'll never let you fall below half a tank again"" - A Memoir"
"Telling someone w/ depression things like 'Cheer up','Get over it','It's a state of mind', is like telling a blind person 'Just look harder'"