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Joke of the Day

"Windows 10 The punchline is in the title."

"a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink that's it. that's the punch line"

"What's the best way to kill a one-legged fox? You make him run across Canada..."

"The worst part of this election... ...isn't that Donald Trump won, but that fucking Amy Schumer is reneging on her promise to leave the country."

"The thing with people who are bad at counting calories.. ..is that they have the figures to prove it"

"So I was giving my gf the ghomeshi last night.... ^That is the joke and punchline all in one."

"This ""violence in the workplace"" seminar is only teaching us what we shouldn't do. No fighting techniques or anything."

"Schizophrenia and Abandonment Issues I have schizophrenia and intense abandonment issues. I'm not worried: it's kinda like 1 + -1=0 since I'll never really be alone."

"Took a whole week for my neighbor who only watches the Discovery Channel to realize thieves had replaced his TV with an aquarium."

"My girlfriend left me a roll of quarters for laundry today She told me to try to not blow it all on one load..."