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Joke of the Day

"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."

"All these mass shootings make me think... ... People must really hate Catholics right now"

"A man walks into a bar And he orders 4 shots. Man: Have you heard the Joke that all insolvents know? Bartender: (amused) No. Man: Good. Then you can pay for my drinks."

"What do you call a female alligator? A galligator"

"When someone gets playfully thrown into a swimming pool on TV, all I can do is worry if they have their cell phone in their pocket."

"Why are there no good jokes about men? Because they were written by women."

"Why does the devil get such a bad rap? Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide..."

"My girlfriend is due in two weeks. I can't wait til she's born."

"I got 99 problems and each of them is being able to make relevant pop culture references."

"Why did the woman fall into the well? She couldn't see that well."