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Joke of the Day

"I've tried all week long and still haven't been able to teach this baby how to Dougie. Does anyone know the return policy in these things?"

"Dear White People, Stop making videos of yourselves singing songs from 'Frozen'!"

"Guys, what are your favorite ""I'm going to hell for this"" jokes? Here's mine: What do you call a dead Mexican? Dearly deported."

"What do Kim Kardashian and her dad have in common? They both got famous for getting a black man off."

"What do call you it when a butt pirate calls another butt pirate on the phone? Booty call."

"A hipster walks into a bar... ...and asks the hipster bartender for a beer. Bartender says - we don't serve hipsters... ironically."

"My 5th grader is one eye roll away from being listed on eBay this morning."

"What do you call a communist pirate? Lutin."

"Unfollowing because you didnt get a follow back is like quitting drinking tea because the tea doesn't drink you back. It doesn't make sense."

"Just remember, you can't please everyone. So just focus on what's important, pleasing me."