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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a useless golfer and a useless skydiver? The home golfer goes WHACK! ""Oh no!"" Whereas with the skydiver it's vice versa"

"Diet plan: make friends fatter"

"Being attracted to my own flaccid penis really sucks. But it does have its ups and downs."

"I paid $10 and got $20 worth of fishing supplies. It was a net gain."

"What the difference between the titanic and climate change? Climate change beat the ice berg"

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a **great** year."

"My wife hasn't spoken to me since I fingered her twin by mistake during a drunken dance at a wedding. He's not happy about it either."

"I thought we had the right to bear arms but when I got them I was arrested for animal abuse"

"How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but an extra 15 to repost."

"I haven't slept for ten days... ... Because that would be too long."