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Joke of the Day

"What side of a monster has more hair ? The outside !"

"I'm ""whenever my mother calls, I think it's because someone's dead"" years old."

"*goes to bathroom *takes out phone *opens Twitter *finishes *pulls pants up *flushes *forgets to poop"

"How many Communists does is take to screw in a light bulb? All of them."

"When did 888 equal zero???? When Eight ate eight"

"An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while the Priest knocked on the wall. The drunk said forget it buddy there's no paper in here either."

"Did you hear about the convention last weekend for women with no legs? There was pussy crawling all over that place."

"What is the highest form of flattery? A plateau"

"Why wasn't Hitler invited to the BBQ? He always burns the franks."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? TEN TICKLES!!"