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Joke of the Day

"I want you to drag me to the bedroom, softly lay me down, & kiss my neck. Now go clean the house while I take a nap."

"I've been doing this new program called 'Cooking with Nature: Chinese Edition' You'd think it would be tough, but it's just a wok in the park."

"Giving Money To The Non-Homeless Prank What kind of reactions could we get by giving our spare change to people who clearly don't need it. confused and disoriented evidently. :D"

"Moths are really just butterflies on meth, all angry and shit while head-butting light bulbs and biting holes in your favorite shirt."

"Women always worry about the things that men forget; men always worry about the things women remember"

"A Limerick There once was a man from the Styx Who liked to write Limericks But he failed at the sport Because he wrote them too short"

"Whats the sickest piece of art? Pneumonia Lisa"

"How do I know Kim and Kanye's daughter is going to be smart? Because she already has 315 degrees."

"What did the dumb Electrical Apprentice say to the journeyman? I conduit"

"On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday."