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Joke of the Day

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I will tell you later. SOURCE: Heard it on the subway"

"What was Roe v. Wade really about? The fastest way to get across a river."

"What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard."

"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"

"Why did the farmer fire the DJ? Because he kept on dropping beets."

"Okay kids don't ever talk to strangers or take candy from strangers or go to stranger's houses except on the day we worship the devil."

"My favorite hobby is pretending to be surprised when my credit card is declined."

"If OP was a Pizza Delivery Driver, how much would he make? Nothing because OP never delivers."

"Beyonce's hair is always blowing because she has so many fans"

"Why are frogs happy? Because they eat what bugs them.. Source: 3rd grader told me this joke.."