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Joke of the Day
"What did the fancy cat say when he wanted to leave? Le meow"
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"Wanna screw with your idiot friends on Facebook? Post that Obama passed a law to stay in office a third term this morning. Praise Jesus."
"me: ""leave the door ajar on your way out"" jam salesman: [visibly confused]"
"Women: Let me over-think everything you just said, connect them to things you said years ago and pick a fight about it when you least expect"
"What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini? You won't find a Lambo in a landfill."
"Grammar is important. It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."
"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"
"Accidentally went to Rouge One instead of Rogue One. Boy is my face red."
"My friend said to me, ""If I wasn't mixing cocktails, I'd be a criminal."" ..... Either way, he's behind bars."
"When I die... ...have The Gravedigger run over my hearse with me in it."