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Joke of the Day

"If OP was a Pizza Delivery Driver, how much would he make? Nothing because OP never delivers."

"""Mommy, why does everyone at school pick on me?"" ""I've no idea, Someoneyourownsize."""

"Happy New Year Reddit! Just Kidding you really came for my cake day! Happy 1 Year Reddit"

"My cat thinks any questions I ask him are rhetorical."

"Challenge for r/jokes! lets hear your best non offensive jokes. (work safe ) last time i saw this posted it was filled with so a black, jew and so on."

"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"

"Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see ""Closed for Winter""."

"What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? Q: What did the gay bar say to the straight bar? A: I'm not gay. Its just the guys that come inside me."

"How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just stand around complimenting it then get pissed when it doesn't screw."

"The director of ""A Girl in the River"" went to high school with me in Karachi! She won an Oscar! This is not gonna help w my parents. #Oscars"