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Joke of the Day
"Donations Person: ""Please donate to the local swimming pool"" Me: *Gives a glass of water*"
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"*leans into microphone* My question is for Salt-N-Pepa. ""Hi"" ""Hey"" Hi.""Push It"" is about takin a dump, right? ""No"" ""Nope"" *hands friend $5*"
"Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound."
"what is the difference between a tea bag and england? tea bag stays in the cup"
"I was going to make my friend some spaghetti... But sadly he pasta whey!"
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An alligator in a vest."
"Why can't SCAT be legally banned? I could've gone my whole life without seeing that shit."
"Reading an article about how more kids are ""experimenting with drugs""... What does that mean? More kids tripping in lab coats?"
"I don't believe in most conspiracies....but 7-11 IS an inside job."
"How do you make holy water? Boil the *hell* out of it."